The Incredible Spuderman

My name is Spuderman. And i am a Spuderhero, i save the city of Spudertown. Ones i was in the store target i got bitten by a Spuder. It's a new species of spiders, the town needs my help. Because there is so much crime in this city. But when i got bitten by a Spuder everything changed in the town. I was helpless when i wasn't a Spuderman. People in the town was happy to get a hero in there town. But then i got two kids, so you know i was a busy Spuderman. But when I got the two kids the crime rating went up like they knew I was busy. Owell i did talk about my kids to them when i caught them and waited to the police arrived, but I don't see how they would know. Being a Spuderman isn’t easy. It is a pain in the ass. You see I always got hurt by the criminals and, Then you'd have to buy everything to heal up. But the worst part of it is all the intensity, makes you shit your pants. It is the most annoying thing in the world. Oh I almost forgot to tell you my specialty and what i fight crime with. I got the most awesome thing ever it's a web shooter a bit like Spiderman. But it’s better and got more “slimy” web. A small amount of people or many people say that i'm a copy of Spiderman. I mean fuck sakes mate i don't got time to help the people. Who fucking say that i’m a copy, but anyway it is an honor to help the people and get the fame. Now my two kids have grown up and are twenty four and twenty five. They also live in an apartment together as two gay boys, and eat pizza.