Et vredt afskedsbrev til Jonjo

Hi [NAVN B]! What are you thinking about? How can you think, that you can write to me like this? We are not friends anymore. YOU stole my new bike. YOUR stupid religion killed my father. I don’t want your childish sheriff star. I have burn that piece of shit already. I regent shared my blood with you, and that was the biggest mistake I ever made. You just have to forget me, because I don’t want you in my life more. I really don’t regret that I cut you, and I hope that it still hurts. I hope that you never forget that episode. Why did you send the goddamn picture of your stupid, ugly and fat family? Your wife looks like yourself, a stupid idiot! Congratulations that you live in Australia, but I really don’t care. I have my own life now, and I am glad at it. I’ve two children and a lovely wife. I love my family and they love me. I have a lovely job at the bar. I´m so glad, that I don’t live in Australia, because then I have to live in the same country as you. Gank and Fartface are my two best friends now, and they are my new blood brothers. They are not that stupid as you. I´m sure that you don’t have any friends, because who would like such an idiot? By the way, I have to say goodbye forever, cause as if I said earlier. I want you out of my beautiful life. And if you come into my life again, it wouldn’t be beautiful anymore.