We all have to work late today. It is a part of being a Christmas elf. Actually, I hate being a Christmas elf and I hate Christmas even more. My boss is a real devil. He suffers from type 2 diabetes, which he has gotten from all the cookies his slaves have made.
“Toxy… why the hell is this present to Jimmy wrapped in pink?”
Another thing I hate about Santa, he is a real sexist. I want to say something… something hard, but what? I am an elf, is it even possible for elf’s to do anything else than smile and sing?
“Fuck you Santa, you are a fat sexist.”
24. December 21:30 - Santa’s office
“If you just sign here and here, then you can leave.” I am being fired. Apparently, Santa didn’t tolerate my honesty. I am left on my own, I can’t go home to my parents, they will be very disappointed. I am furious. I hate Christmas even more now, and I really want to spoil Christmas.
Of course, I could kill Santa, but maybe that is too much, and how do I get away with murder? I could also steal the children’s gifts, but fifty percent of them doesn’t even believe that Santa is bringing the gifts. I think I will go with plan A - Kill Santa…
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