Santa Vs. Jason

It’s late. Jason is on the last Christmas shop, and he want to buy something special for his wife this yeah. He go in to the mall and see this very beautiful ring whit a big diamond. He think it’s the only thing who can make her happy this year and forgive him for all that crap he has done in there time together. But what he don’t know is that there is something wrong whit the ring. There is a curse in the ring. Jason go in for buy the ring, it has a name. The name is Patrick! Jason do not think that much about it. When he goes out from the mall a piano fall dawn on his head, and he wake up on the roof and think WHAT! Why am I here? Jason just forgot it because he is an old man on 99 years. He drive in to the forest for pick up a Christmas tree. When he came to the middle of the forest he goes out of the car and a squirrel jump down on his head and dance polka on it after that it pee all over him. And when he is going to cut the tree, it falls the wrong way and ram him just in his head. Now he wake up on the top of a tree whit a giant bump in his head. He thinks “now I cant be more unlucky. But in the moment he think that, his wife was calling him and she wasn’t that happy. The clock was 3:38 pm and he wasn’t home. Jason ran in to the car. But it couldn’t start. Someone has swift some cables in the motor. Jason fixed it and draw in to the city again. A black cat ran over the way and he stopped for wait on a piano, a squirrel or a tree. Nothing happened. Just when he touch the speeder Santa fall down from the sky and he was very drunk (it’s legal to fly drunk in a sledge). They started a big street fight and Santa broke Jason’s glass’s, so Jason couldn’t see any thing. His wife came out and he hit her straight in the face. He brooked her nose and eat one of her eyes. Christmas morning when Jason wake up his wife was gone and all his presents needed under the tree. The only thing he found was a letter from Birthe (his wife). Where there stand “dear Jason I cant see you any more because all that fight yesterday. When you read this letter you know that I am in the airport and on the way to my home country Denmark. I am taking The Patrick ring with me. I don’t hope you will miss it to much because it’s for girls looser! And for the rest. Merry Christmas” Jason didn’t know what he should do and how he could forget her. He was crying the whole morning away. but now Jason wasn’t unlucky anymore and Santa was coming to his house for say that he was very sorry about that last night and he would do everything for Jason. The first thing he whished was to get Birthe back from Denmark so he could tell her the whole story about last night, and the next whish was a merry Christmas and a happy new year for everyone.