A Terrible Day

It was one of those days when everything seemed to go wrong. I just came walking down the road, and that fucking cat went by me, but not any cat, a black “fucking” cat and that was just after the terrible accidents with the blender, the school and the ladder, it has been the most terrible day of my life. It all started in the morning, when I woke up and everything was a perfectly normal day. I went down to the kitchen to get some breakfast and saw that my mom had bought a new blender, so I became hungry after some fruit shakes. I found some blueberries, some sweet melon and a couple of strawberries and I put it all in the blender and pressed the button shake. It began pretty nicely but after 20 seconds it began to go faster and faster and when 30 seconds had past the can, where all the fruits were in, jumped off the blender and all the fruit splashed up against me and the wall behind me, it looked like “9/11 part 2” and I had to clean it all up.After I was done, I had to go to school, but I was late so I went fast. I got to school, and I tried to sneak in, because I knew that my teacher always needs to get his papers because he always brings the wrong ones with him to class. So I crawled under the classroom windows so I could see when he went out of the class, and then I could sneak in. he went out and I went in to the class but just 5 meters from the class I heard a voice from behind me. Who said “what are you doing in the hallway when you should be in your class at 8:15”. It was my principal Lars Tegen a very good but hard principal, “will you join me for coffee at my office later” and I don’t know how it went on but it just flew out of my mouth that “I don’t like coffee Lars”.