Fantasy Story: Trapped in World of Warcraft

It was 2 o’clock at night when I was awakened by a knock on my window. I turned on the light and opened the window, but there was nothing there I was a bit scared, so I went back to bed, and then about 2 minutes after there was another knock on the window. And then it was opened – from the outside. I walked up to the window again, but there was nobody there, I looked down the wall of the house, I couldn’t see anybody I felt someone or something was grabbing around my neck, and pulled me out of the window. Under the window there was a bush, I fell right through the bush.

I landed on a dark beach. It wasn’t night, but I couldn’t see the sun either. I walked down to the water, the water didn’t look like water, I don’t know what it was. I turned around, and I saw that there was a house, on land. I walked up to the house, there might be somebody that can tell me what happened. When I was like 20 meters from the house, I saw there was some strange creature, it was a mix from a horse, a dog, and a turtle. It didn’t look nice, so I jumped behind a big rock there was beside me. I kept a eye on the creature, I really wondered what it was for a creature. I said to myself, it look like it is a guard. I was a bit tired, I sat up of the rock, when I saw a big golden egg, laying in front of me. I kind of wanted the egg, it was golden, I would like to know how much it was worth, so I took it, it was very heavy, then the big problem came, how should I carry it? I was looking around, to find something I could use as a bag, I actually found a bag – lucky me. Now I decided to walk up to the strange creature, and ask what this was. I stood right in front of the creature, now I was kind of afraid. I asked “Hi. What is this place?” it answered “You really don’t know?” I said “No, can you please tell me?” I told me “This is the game World of Warcraft, and I’m a game master” I said “No, you can’t be serious, I hate this game, and now I’m in it!” it/he answered “I’m really sorry that you don’t like it.” I asked him “How can I get out of this game?” he answered “Well, you have to play this game for at least three hours, before you can press the quit button.” I said “So you can’t just kick me out of the shit?” he told me “No, I don’t have that kind of power.” I ran away, I was furious that I was in a game I hated.