A Flying Pig

This is a story about an extraordinary pig. It was living in a forest in the middle of a desert. It was an awesome pig, because it had the ability to fly. The pig was named Peter, and Peter was born in the UK, where he lived hidden from the humans, because he was some awesome that people kept coming to visit him in the park. But one day he got so tired of the humans, that he chose to use his ability to transform himself. Then the people got scared, and he thought, that he wouldn’t be disturbed anymore, but then he heard loud noises all around the park, and he saw, that the British army was coming for him. He flew up in the air quickly, and decided to ind somewhere else to live, because he was too tired to fight at the moment. Then he moved to this abandoned desert, because he was tired of living in London, where he had been living the most of his life. When he came to the desert and looked for a place to live, he got blinded in a sandstorm and had to land. He built a shelter for the storm and stayed for the night. When he woke up, the sandstorm has stopped. Now he could move on to find a place to live. He flew in a while, until he saw some large plants. When he got closer, he found out, that it was palms. The palms were tall, and when you saw them from above, they made a circle, and in the middle of that circle, there was water. Peter landed and suddenly found a tent lying on the ground. It was a very big tent, but Peter had no problem getting it up, and he slept in it that night. Unfortunately Peter woke up early, because he got disturbed by some loud sounds outside the tent. He stood out of the tent and realized, that he was surrounded by Arabic soldiers. They had heard about his awesomeness and were jealous. They wanted Peter to show them how to be so awesome, as he was. But Peter was very angry on them, because they had awakened him so early. Rest was all he needed, but tonight was not the night to get it. When the Arabic soldiers understood, that Peter wasn’t going to teach them his awesomeness, they started shouting and ran towards Peter. Peter just stood still, until they were very close to them, and then he lifted from the ground and transformed into a big, gross wild boar with flaming wings. The soldiers turned around and started running away, but Peter just had to open his mouth to eliminate them all, because when Peter transformed, his breathe was so disgusting, that anyone near him instantly died, as soon as they could smell it. Only one soldier survived, because he never tried to attack Peter in the first place, so he was far away from the smell. That soldier kept running and running, until he got home. When he got home, the inhabitants asked him about the other soldiers, and then he had to tell them all about Peter, who lived for himself in the circle of palms, where you can’t go in anymore, after Peter had diseased it with his breathe. After he had told all the inhabitants in his city about Peter and warned them about going out there, he travelled away to warn all the people in the entire country. It was a long travel, but he had to make sure, that no one tried to attack Peter again, because then it would be just the same as yelling “JIHAD!” before activating the detonator. Because of the little soldier, Peter could keep living in the middle of the diseased palms, where not even insects could live. He always woke up full of energy, and he never got disturbed again.