Dave used to be a bouncer at a night club, but now he’s started working in an art gallery where he’s supposed to guard a picture. He is placed in a section behind a sign that says: Warning! This room contains an exhibit of a controversial nature. Please do not enter if you feel you might be offended. Over 18s only. It is a room with only one painting that appears to be a mosaic of Jesus but when you get up close, you see that it is made from little pictures of breasts. Before he notices, he likes Nipple Jesus, but after he suddenly hates it. Then he meets the artist, Martha, and he changes his mind about her and her picture. It has a very provocative effect on a lot of people. It’s all over the media and an interviewer wants to talk to Martha. Martha simply answers that it explains itself, and Dave is disappointed because he’s given it a lot of thought. A nutter comes to throw an egg at it, and Dave is so mad that he takes him outside. When he comes back someone has ruined the picture and Dave is devastated. When Martha shows up she is thrilled because apparently all she wanted was for someone to smash the picture because now she can make it into a film with the recordings from the CCTV camera and she will officially become an artist.
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