My dialog with God
Me:
Hello god!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Andy, But I thought you knew everything?
God:
Nice to meet you Andy. Andy I only remembers the nice kids.
Me:
Okay I guess? Let’s change subject!
God:
Okay with me.
Me:
What are you doing, you are doing more things than just talking to me right? I mean you are god you can multitask right?
God:
I am chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
Okay....weird hobby for a God.
God:
Not so weird.
Me:
Okay I got some questions for you!
God:
Just ask all the questions you want my child!
Me:
What came first the chicken or the egg?
God:
The rooster did.
Me:
Okay....Not the answer I expected.
God:
Most people react the same way.
Me:
What’s the meaning in life?
God:
The meaning in life is part of God's mysterious plan.
Me:
What is that plan about?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
Yes it's your plan!
God:
I will ask Jesus to tell my more about that “mysterious plan”. I will keep you updated!
Me:
Okay....you are a little weird you now that right?
God:
How do you know I’m weird? What’s your reason to call me weird!? I WILL SMAIHGT YOU!
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