“You know what? Fuck you!” We have been starved out here for like three days now and we can’t even find a gas station. You decided to come with me, I didn’t ask you about it, so please stay quiet, I’m trying to think! For fuck’s sake. Can I ask you why you decided to go on this road trip. Yeah mate, it’s because I got freaking tired of my wife, she is yelling at me all the time, so I decided to leave for a couple of days and you choose the come with me and Ben. By the way, where is Ben? I think he walked that way looking for some gas. We ran out of gas three days ago, don’t you think he’s lost?. No jimmy, it’s Ben, he can manage on his own.
Damn! It’s so freaking hot. Please shut up and help me pack, you haven’t done anything but whimper. Okay, what can I do Darryl. Get that pillow over there and put in the car please. Hey guys, guess what I just bought. A can of gas? No Jimmy, I just bought 20 cold beers for ten dollars. Wow awesome mate, put them in the car too, then we’re ready to drive. What about your wife, Darryl? You know what jimmy, I’ve left 200 dollars and a note, so I hope she can manage, anyways it’s actually her we are driving away from. Okay, I want the front seat! No you can’t, Ben is already sitting in the front seat. Really, why is it always Ben, I never sit in the front seat. No and that’s because Ben brought beers. My God, really Darryl? Yes Jimmy, and now get your dirty ass inside the car, my wife could be home anytime. Hey Darryl, my door is fucked, I can’t close it, this doesn’t make sense! My God Jimmy you’re useless, move the God damn pillow away from the door. Oh well, my bad
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