Bill Brasky og den forsvundne iPad

It all started when our adventure-loving...adventurer, Bill Brasky, woke up in a haunted thicket. It was the fourth time it had happened. Feeling excessively displeased, Bill Brasky attacked a ripened avocado, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). In a blinding moment of misguided bravado, he realized that his beloved iPad was missing! Immediately he called his bed-friend, Leroy Jenkins. Bill Brasky had known Leroy Jenkins for (plus or minus) 2,000 years, the majority of which were curious ones. Leroy Jenkins was unique. She was attractive though sometimes a little... oafish. Bill Brasky called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Leroy Jenkins picked up to a very mad Bill Brasky. Leroy Jenkins calmly assured him that most long-haired sea monkeys panic before mating, yet 3-legged wallabies usually charismatically panic *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Bill Brasky. Why was Leroy Jenkins trying to distract Bill Brasky? Because she had snuck out from Bill Brasky's with the iPad only eleven days prior. It was a curious little iPad... how could she resist?

It didn't take long before Bill Brasky got back to the subject at hand: his iPad. Leroy Jenkins cringed. Relunctantly, Leroy Jenkins invited him over, assuring him they'd find the iPad. Bill Brasky grabbed his George Foreman grill and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Leroy Jenkins realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the iPad and she had to do it aimlessly. She figured that if Bill Brasky took the spaceship, she had take at least eleven minutes before Bill Brasky would get there. But if he took the Segway? Then Leroy Jenkins would be really screwed.