Engelsk free writing

I took a flight to London, and when i arrived i got stopped by a guard. He asked me a few things, about I have taken drugs, if I was drunk etc. I took a taxi from to my hotel. I bought at 5 star hotel. I packed my stuff out, the stuff that I had in my suitcase. I had some clothing and something my mom packed to me. I am only 19 years old, and I travel on my own, I’m actually very proud of myself. I took my shirt and some ugly hawaii shorts on, and walked to the city. I am a very big tourist guy, especially in a big city like this, you meet many different kind of people, weird peoples, cool peoples, and robbers. I saw a robber, robbing a fruit shop, peoples who own fruit shops usually don't have that many moneys, so I gave the owner a few hundred dollars, and he thanked me much. Next day: My phone vibrated and I saw “Mama <3” on the screen, and I knew what she was gonna say, she just want to ask me “how goes, baby” so I didn’t take it, but she called to me many times, and at the last call i took it. She yelled “GUESS WHAT MARK!” with a happy voice, and i just said “I don’t know mama, tell me what” and then she said a lot of unimportant things, but then she said “okay mark, now im gonna tell you the real thing, that I was calling for..” and then i said “yeaa..? tell me” and then I knew as she was gonna tell me, she got pregnant.. so i just hang up the phone, and i didn’t know what to do.. And i’ve been in England for like a week now, i experienced everything, i took a big decision and bought a flight home, just to surprise mama. But on the way home, I found a shisha pipe bar, and just wanted to try it for fun. I tried it, and got a bit high, i don’t know why. I leaved the shisha bar, and called a taxi man, when he came he asked me where i would like to go, and of course i said “the airport, sir”. He drove me to the airport and again I got to the control, and it beeped. The guard asked me AGAIN about i drinked, or took drugs, and of course i answered no. He took a test on me, because my pupil were very big, and the test were positive. The police came, took me in handcuffs and arrested me for being high in the airport.