'Message in a bottle' fra Samantha

To the person who finds this bottle: I’m so glad that you have found my message. I hope you’re a man, because I desperately need a husband, so that I can get married and get some lovely children (if you’re a woman, please throw this back into the ocean right away). I know that was kind of a callous introduction, so now I’m going to tell you a little about myself. I’m 27 years old and I come from Romania, the small country in Europe between Bulgaria and Ukraine. My father died during the civil war, but my beloved mother is still alive. She lives back in Romania, but I still come to visit her now and then. I also have a brother, but he became a circus artist many years ago, so I haven’t seen him a lot. My greatest hobby is painting. As a matter of fact I work on a university as an art teacher. It’s a marvellous job. Try to imagine you being around the best things you know every day! That’s pretty much how I feel, but the students do get a bit bothersome from time to time. In my spare time I paint a lot too, mostly one of my three dainty cats, Huey, Dewey and Louie. They are great motives, but they do have a hard time standing still for a long time. I also love to take long walks in the nature. It’s so refreshing and your creativity bursts in your mind when walking, so I always start painting when I get back from walking. I moved to the States because I wanted a better and more consistent life, and of course a nice husband and some kids. I’ve already dated many men back in Romania, but they’re all some lazy jackasses.I’ve actually also dated some men here in the States, but the problem is that I can’t seem to find any husband, no matter how many bars and clubs I visit. The guys’ do like me and some are sweet, but none of them want children, even though most of them are brainier and better looking than the Romanian men. So now I’m trying other options, even though this sounds pretty stupid and unworldly. Basically, I’m a good looking woman. I love coffee, long walks in the woods, my family back in Romania and cats (I have three).Please contact me if you’re even a tiny bit interested or stuck with the same problem as me.